Cat Distribution System T-shirt

Cat Distribution Network T-shirt

Cat Distribution System T-shirt – Officially Chosen Human Tee

$16.99

Funny “Cat Distribution System” graphic tee for proud, chosen humans
Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, rescuers & foster “fails”
Soft, comfy fit for everyday wear (lounging approved by your supervisor)
Great gift for birthdays, holidays, adoption days & rescue events
Ideal for anyone who didn’t choose the cat … the cat chose them
NOTE: Light color shirts will have a graphic with Black lettering, dark shirts will have White lettering.

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You didn’t adopt the cat. The Cat Distribution System selected you.

This hilarious graphic tee celebrates the mysterious, unstoppable force that places cats exactly where they belong — on your porch, in your lap, and eventually in charge of your entire household.

Featuring a bold “Cat Distribution System” design, this shirt is perfect for:

People who “weren’t even looking for a cat”
Foster fails
Porch pirates (the feline kind)
Anyone currently owned by at least one whiskered supervisor

Soft, comfy, and approved by the Department of Meowgistics, this tee is ideal for vet visits, rescue events, cat cafés, or lounging at home while your cat ignores you.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in:

Random cats approaching you
Friends sending you stray kitten photos
Immediate identification as “the cat person”

If you know, you know. The system never makes mistakes.

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Weight	.4 lbs
Dimensions	8 × 6 × 1 in

Brand & Quality

There are LOTS of t-shirt Brands out there to choose from so I had to make a choice. The t-shirt you get will either be a Gildan G500 or a Gildan G800. Both are considered industry standards for fit & style … just good solid T-shirts.

For the most part the G500 is a 100% preshrunk cotton (5.3 ounce) shirt. For some colors it may be 90/10 or 50/50 cotton/polyester.

The G800 is a 50/50 cotton/polyester mixture (5.5 ounce) with dry blend technology.

Why do I have a mix? I like the G800 better because it combines the perfection of cotton with the wicking nature of polyester, and it feels softer because of that. But not as many colors are available, so I also get the G500 for a wider range of color choices while still keeping the same basic fit.

Remember, I’m a one-man operation, so I’m not planning on carrying tons of inventory.

Oh, and another thing … 2XL sizes are about $3 more because that’s what I get charged. I don’t like it, because I’m a 2XL size myself, but that’s the reality of it.

T-Shirt Care

My designs are 100% original and applied with a heat press & DTF (Direct To Film) method that ensures vibrant colors and excellent long-term adhesion. This means I can order my graphics in bulk and apply them to t-shirts when they’re ordered. This helps keep my prices down and allows for customization.

But there are some care instructions you’ll need to follow in order to keep your shirt beautiful for a long time.

Turn inside out & Machine Wash Cold with mild detergent on a gentle cycle.
Do Not Bleach and avoid Fabric Softeners – these will cause cracking & peeling!
Do Not Iron the graphics!!
Air dry or tumble dry on a low setting.
Basically … heat is your enemy.

If you want a different t-shirt color that’s not shown here, I might can do it. I’m just a one-man operation so I don’t try make a million colors available for every shirt. I keep a limited inventory.

Having said that, try me, especially if you want several shirts in the same color (even with different designs).

Just keep in mind that if it’s a dark shirt or a very colorful shirt, the lettering on the graphic may have to be white. Light shirts will have black lettering/graphics. I try to keep several copies of light/dark versions of each design on hand at all times.

Reach out to me by email if you’d like. I usually answer within a few minutes to a few hours.