Cat Distribution System T-shirt

Cat Distribution Network T-shirt

Cat Distribution System T-shirt – Officially Chosen Human Tee

$18.99

Funny “Cat Distribution System” graphic tee for proud, chosen humans
Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, rescuers & foster “fails”
Soft, comfy fit for everyday wear (lounging approved by your supervisor)
Great gift for birthdays, holidays, adoption days & rescue events
Ideal for anyone who didn’t choose the cat … the cat chose them
NOTE: Light color shirts will have a graphic with Black lettering, dark shirts will have White lettering.

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You didn’t adopt the cat. The Cat Distribution System selected you.

This hilarious graphic tee celebrates the mysterious, unstoppable force that places cats exactly where they belong — on your porch, in your lap, and eventually in charge of your entire household.

Featuring a bold “Cat Distribution System” design, this shirt is perfect for:

People who “weren’t even looking for a cat”
Foster fails
Porch pirates (the feline kind)
Anyone currently owned by at least one whiskered supervisor

Soft, comfy, and approved by the Department of Meowgistics, this tee is ideal for vet visits, rescue events, cat cafés, or lounging at home while your cat ignores you.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in:

Random cats approaching you
Friends sending you stray kitten photos
Immediate identification as “the cat person”

If you know, you know. The system never makes mistakes.

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Weight	.4 lbs
Dimensions	8 × 6 × 1 in